read and chill
when you are so poor that you can’t afford netflix, internet and neither cable television, so you have to go to the attic, pick something to read with your “friend” for a short time before starting to f-ck.
-after pretending to have read something-
person 1: i don’t like the main character, it’s very unoriginal
person 2: ok… can we just f-ck now?
person 1: i thought we would just read and chill!
Read Also:
- skyprised
pranking someone through pretending to be frozen on skype by remaining still. the person you are speaking with believes your skype has jammed and will attempt to reconnect or test the connection. when they least expect it – you jump suddenly and yell out “rahh” to scare them. i thought his skype had frozen. just […]
- marianas trench
marianas trench is a pop-punk, pop-rock pop (newer music), emo (older music) band from vancouver b.c, canada. they first formed in 2001, but released their first song say anything on october 3rd, 2006. they currently have 4 studio alb-ms out. fix me (2006), masterpiece theatre (2009), ever after (2011), and astoria (2015). in early 2015, […]
- indian jerk ritual
when six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their d-cks off hey ashley i’m hanging with my friends on sat-rday and i was wondering if you wanted to perform an indian jerk ritual
- double relief
when you’ve been busting to take a dump and a p-ss, and you get on the toilet to let it all go. the feeling of m-ssive relief is thoroughly liberating. jackie: i drank too much at taco bell last night and feel horrible kelly: a double relief is in order! off to the ladies’ room! […]
- dur
a derogatory term for when a person says or does something stupid. jenna: “why did they delete their pictures of each other?” brian: “they broke up you dur.” 1)a replacement of “no sh-t” or “duh” 2)an expression showing that something someone said is obvious liz: katy definitly likes brad. jamie: well, dur! she sent him […]