Reader.
a sick individual. killed my mom. i always knew he was the real deal, but his internet antics made me think he was all fun and games. i thought he was cool
reader. has been all over the web. he goes by several different names and has been banned from every board he posts at.
some police funded -ssholes walking around your town, spying on text messages through electronic reading devices.
you can spot readers by seeing a random guy (or gal) walking around town with a cell phone or handheld device and they stop in the middle of their walk and wave their electronic device in the air like they lost a signal or something—-this happens when they are reading a person who is onto them and has the insight to take out their battery.
someone who has read the books of a popular movie or tv series. these people will generally laud it over “watchers” with comments like “i knew that was going to happen” or “it was way better in the book” or “if you think this is good, you should read the books”
they can generally be spotted as being the ones pulling out their camera phones to record “reaction videos” at a crucial moment during a critical episode of a movie or tv episode (a la the game of thrones ‘red wedding’ reaction video phenom) — thus generally giving away to the “lesser people” that sh-t is about to get hectic.
don’t be that guy.
how can you tell if someone is a reader?
don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
an attractive woman who is liked strictly for her looks, but once discovered she can read is elevated to a whole new level of hottness.
a reader too, what a double threat…
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