Reading a Magazine
when one goes to the bathroom for a long period of time.
person 1: i’m gonna go read a magazine.
person 2: hahah i told you not to eat all those spicy tacos!have fun reading a magazine.
masturbating over a p-rno or lads mag
i was ‘reading a magazine’ at work the other day
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