Reading The Blurb
most people look at the back of a book and read the blurb to get an idea of whether they want to read the whole thing.
the act of checking out a chick’s booty, or ‘reading the blurb’, is a very similar concept. of course ‘the blurb’ isn’t everything, but for some, it tells them all they need to know.
“d-mn did you read the blurb on that chick?! i would love to flick through her pages!”
“have you read many books recently dude? nah man, i’ve been reading the blurb a lot though, trying to find the right one for me you know”
Read Also:
- ready brek
the words referring to the taste of the female reproductive organs when performing oral s-x. this can be used in many situations, also referring to whether a person has experienced oral s-x recently. zak, you had any ready brek recently? yo, what was your ready brek like? a slang term for c-nn-l-ng-s. alternatively, can refer […]
- Rearing Unicorn
where a couple starts having s-x in the cl-ssic doggy position; then when he is ready to spit seed, he dismounts, leaps onto the woman’s head and shoots for distance as she rears up. last night i performed the rearing unicorn on my wife.
- Shit Chest
when somebody tries extremely hard to gain a respectable, good looking chest by constantly going to the gym, yet still cannot manage to get one. a: “have you been to the gym today paul?” p: “yes” a: “still got a sh-t chest though”.
- Shit Crohn
another word for a bad nickname given to someone. it can also mean a bad case of herpes. person 1. “man did you see frank over there? hes more like spank!!. person 2..did you really just give frank a sh-t crohn? man my d-ck is feeling weird, i hope that prost-tute didn’t give me the […]
- Shit-footed
a whole nother level of being sh-t faced. you’re so drunk, you can’t even say sh-t faced. you are sh-t-footed!