reading the tea leaves


the ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while ” stirring the teabag”
“mate! i’ve been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. the outlook is dire!”

or

after dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.

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