reading week
a week long period in february or march sans cl-ss for college kids to party their stress out and get completely trashed before hitting the books for their midterm exams and term papers. usually results in several things: a sh-tload of pictures that no one remembers taking, random hookups, 5 am nights, several walks of shame (or strides of pride, you pick!), far too much money spent, and one h-ll of an intense hangover at the end of the week.
for some reason, it is more looked forward to than christmas.
college kid 1: that was the best perma-drunk week of my life man!
college kid 2: yea it would help if i could remember anything for all this pain
college kid 1: don’t even worry about it, dude- it was reading week! no one cares what happened cuz we were all in the same sitch!
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