ready to blow
(adj.) ready to explode.
(adj.) a woman with her mouth open, preferably on her knees.
the b-tch wouldn’t shut the h-ll up so i could watch tv. i was p-ssed, ready to blow p-ssed. it was at this time i noticed her mouth was open and ready to blow, so i pacified her with an erect c-ck. shut her yapping for a while.
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