reaganite


a coprolitic mineral deposit in the brains of republicans that prevents linear thought or the use of logic. sometimes mistaken for alzheimer’s or religious fanaticism.
ted cruz fell down and b-mped his head dislodging a reaganite that fell out of his ear.
now he can balance his checkbook and can distinguish good eggs from green eggs.
jeb bush sneezed a large reaganite out of his head , became confused by the contradictions in his bible and went home to ponder (no, no, not to beat his wife but to actually use his brain).

Read Also:

  • orgy

    a party where a group of people (3 or more) have s-x with one another i went to a orgy last night because i hadn’t had s-x in a long time and boy am i satisfied. s-x party involving many partners “there will be 3 girls and 7 guys at the orgy next week.” leader […]

  • Dished my chips

    to intentionally lose as poker, giving your chips to your brother in-law, friend or conspirator. got too drunk at poker, so i dished my chips to my brother inlaw. #poker cheating collusion

  • TestoGuru

    any male that lives next to a lesbian couple. often sought for advice on raising male children, or as a checkpoint/soundboard for the juxtaposition of female/male lifestyles. the counsel or information from the testoguru is sought via subtle means. generally encountered in the back yard. “xabder is out of control. he won’t play sports with […]

  • Dack Daniel

    (noun) – a p-n-s usually large in size that women go crazy for. “once that girl gets a taste of my dack daniel she will never be the same”

  • hash browned

    when you get so stoned from hash, you have a brown out. remember those hash browns from mcdonald’s last night? nah bro, i don’t ‘member was totallystoned. i was hash browned.


Disclaimer: reaganite definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.