Real fan
a person that actually likes a music artist that doesn’t use illegal downloads like a a fake weirdo that spends all their time on facebook and trying to get a good playcount, to ‘boost’ their social status!
“fake fan – omg yah i really luv that band :))))))!!!!!! will have to illegally download their tonightt!!!!!!!!”
“real fan: no. buy their alb-m and actually support them as an emerging artist if you love her!”
“fake fan: but alb-ms are so expensiiivvveee!!!!!!!!”
“real fan: don’t you have two macs? -raised eyebrows- ” haha!! i love you! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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