real madrid fan
a stupid dumb -ss who supports the most overrated footballer alive and dreams of sucking his 2 inch worm because they are usually g-y and dont even know what football really is.
real madrid fan “i am g-y”
normal person “well..everything is clear now. you must be a real madrid fan
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