Real Merkin
a hyper-patriotic conservative who is convinced his beliefs and values are the only genuinely american ones and everyone else is a traitor. loves america but hates most americans. lives in an echo chamber composed entirely of fox, limbaugh, breitbart and various other right-wing sources of (mis)information.
“real merkins know that obama was grown in a cloning tank in kenya from the combined dna of stalin, marx, hitler, mao and lenin.”
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