Real-O-Meter
1. an indicator, not unlike a thermometer, determining the level of realness one possesses at any given moment in time. both ends of the real-o-meter are synonymous with hot and cold colours; red being the most real, blue being p-ss-weak.
1. “and that’s when sh-t went crazy like gnarls barkley, man. i pushed my real-o-meter into the red”
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