real programmer


real programmer are:

– programmers that code machine code/-ssembly

– programmers that can real code of programming language that he did not know

– programmers that can learn new programming languages in 10 minutes

– programmers that use c/c++ and other low-level programming languages.

– programmers that do not use an ide such as visual studio, instead, they use cat, vi, nano or other command line text editors
you are not a real programmer? you are still writing visual basic.
some old fart(usually 40-60 years old) that started with programming back in the 50s-60s-70s, and only codes in machine code(or with bin and hexa…and maybe -ssembly if he’s feeling lazy).
they usually hate most of the “new” stuff like ide, and newer languages…

google “story of mel” and “real programmer” for more info 😉
(on some public internet forum)

some new guy: d00ds, check out th1s k00l program i wrote in visual basic

real programmer: visual basic? back in the day we didn’t have cr-p like that, in fact.. back in ’71, i wrote the beta-version of pong, using machine code…

some new guy: machine code? ye whatevah, i wrote s0me h4x0r machine c0de in vb some dayz ago.. beat that

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