real time chump


a derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.
matthew and angelica are real time chumps; i much prefer watching a show after it’s conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the tv every week like they are.

i was the biggest real time chump when the series lost was being aired for the first time on abc in the ’00s.

omg omg omg! addicted to the new season of the bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on twitter

between netflix, hulu, youtube, i’m no longer a real time chump but then again, i can’t discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

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