Real True Christians
monotheistic followers of jesus who:
1. search for the truth instead searching for a belief that makes them feel good about themselves.
2. serve g-d instead of themselves or their own desires.
3. completely accept the bible as the complete, authoritative source of information about g-d.
4. take it upon themselves to be christian rather than expect clerics to serve as proxy christians for them.
5. obey g-d’s word because they love and respect g-d enough to obey him, instead of working even harder to come up with excuses not to obey g-d.
6. do not introduce man-made philosophies or pagan customs into their worship and pretend that they have something to do with jesus.
7. obey g-d rather than men when the two are in conflict.
8. do not follow self-appointed prophets or messiahs.
i prefer honest pagans and real true christians to those who pretend that the fertility symbols of easter, such as eggs, rabbits, and maidens dressed in white have something to do with jesus.
a person who has accepted jesus christ into a temporary mind, a temporarily inherited heart, and an eternal soul, which goes to heaven after doing so.
real true christians often try to make real true christians of other people (as they should, and as they should have a right to without being attacked, insulted, killed, or sued).
a logical fallacy.
there is no such thing as a “true” xtain, given that the definition is relative.
ever hear of the “no true scottsman” fallacy?
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