Splicer


someone who modifies thier genetic code through the use of plasmids.will do anything for just a little bit of adam,the genetic material the everybody wants,and everybody needs.
“we can’t be havin’ splicers now,can we”
-atlas
these f-cked up deformed psychos that are the result of excessive genetic modification.usually seen wearing 50’s masquerade masks.appear in the game bioshock.cl-ssified by their method of attack:

thuggish-use blunt objects to try to bludgeon you to death.

leadhead-use pistols and machineguns.

nitro-use various thrown explosives.

spider-uses hooks to crawl on walls and for melee attacks or thrown.extremely agile.

houdini-constantly teleports,leaving behind a bl–dy mist,then reappears,using fire or ice plasmids.

splicers are vulnerable to anti-personel rounds.
a male or female who’s face resembles the face of a bioshock like splicer. this involves a combination of facial attributes that make someone look weird, disturbing and sometimes even horrifying.

– ‘splicers’ are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. resulting in a somewhat horrifying and disturbing appearance.

– ‘splicers’ can also be people who are born with those facial attributes. the ugly stick effect.

– someone can also be refered to as a ‘splicer’ if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.
example 1: donatella versace is a splicer.

example 2:

guy 1: holy sh-t dude, did you see that woman over there?

guy 2 : nah man :/ what’s up?

guy 1: just look at her face dude!

guy 2: fack!

guy 2: time to equip mah rocket launchah with heat seeking missiles zomg wtffffff

guy 1: fackin a, dude! i’ll burn her -ss with mah fire plasmid!!!!!!!
a synonnym of as-ssin. one hired to kill but one that doesn’t fail. will go to extreme lengths to eliminate a target.
the splicer removed the dictator from his place of power.
one who used or still uses drugs as an excuse for mistakes
jen is an alright person but shes a splicer
splicer: a super-sneaky codename for of the coolest people in the world. if you call someone a splicer, you are insinuating that they are adorable, ghetto-fabulous, catwomanly, and an og. usually, splicers have unparalleled intelligence paired with frequent loss of common sense, can sing very as a second soprano but are forced to do first, and have a j body (pb&j). splicers also receive much unappreciated male attention, due to their adorability and many talents. occasionally, a poem may even be written about a splicer, because splicers invoke such feelings in their peers and colleagues. all in all, calling someone a splicer is the ultimate compliment.
1.
female: “wow! she’s gorgeous! and i heard darrell wrote her a rap… she’s suuuuch a splicer. i wish i could be her.”

2.
first male: “u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi you uglaaayy!”
second male: “are you effin’ kidding me? have you ever met her?”
first male: “uhh… yeah… and she’s so s-xy. pretty much poem-worthy. but i can’t tell her that.”
second male: “good point.”
first and second male: “u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi you uglaaayy!”

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