real turtle hours
a time at which (usually at night) fortman comes out of hiding from his sh-ll and goes on a drive in his mercedes around the block in his ray bands. during real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.
chuck: yo have you seen fortman?
nick: nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
chuck: yeah bro, what the f-ck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?
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