real world


an mtv “reality” show which presents a highly accurate portrayal of what “the real world” is “really” like. upon college graduation, we’re all inevitably thrust into this scary “real world” where a music channel jets us off to an exotic locale and puts us up in an obscenely gorgeous house overlooking an equally obscenely gorgeous beach. and just like in the “real world” we get to experience this standard of living without paying a single dime in rent. i shudder with terror every time i view it because it serves as a constant and painful reminder of what i had to endure in my early 20’s when i was living in a tuscan villa for free. but that which doesn’t kill us, makes us stronger.
if you didn’t sense the heavy sarcasm in my “real world” definition, then you most definitely are not living in the “real world”.
a term used by teachers to describe life after high school or college
what is an example of an isulator? give good examples of how they are used in the real world.
when mtv first broadcast “the real world” it was a cool show. now it’s scripted like all the other so-called “reality shows” on tv.
every season of “the real world” has the same d-mn characters:

1) the suave black dude;
2) the stupid white guy;
3) the house sl-t;
4) the “token” (token g-y, token asian, etc.);
5) the weird one;
6) the naive kid/girl from a small town; and
7) the crazy one.
1. the world outside the internet.
2. the world outside the education system/academia.
3. the world as experienced by those who are not wealthy and have no friends in high places.
1. sorry i haven’t been in the chatroom lately, the real world got in the way.
2. all those bleedin’-heart intellectuals ain’t got no idea ’bout the real world.
3. she has such an easy life. she should try living in the real world sometime.
an oxymoronic depiction of seven young adults who are paid to live together and squabble over rediculous subjects. these seven people in no way represent a typical cross-section of their peers.
there is absolutely nothing real about the real world. wanna see the real world? try watching a guy work his way through college by surviving off of 25 cent ramen noodles. that’s the real world beeyaitch!
a stupid, boring, pointless program on mtv that is on tv all f-cking day.
i turned on my tv this morning and the real world was on. i turned on my tv 7 hours later and the real world was still on. i turned on my tv 23 hours later and the real world was still on. i shoot my tv.
one of mtvs stupid reality shows that is suppose to have the name “fake world” 100% scripted, 100% stupid and 100% fake. faker than breast implants. always having the same stupid -ss people that are talentless and lowlives. all they do is cry about their stupid relationships and go to a club and get drunk. cast members are always the same, 1 black, 1 latino, and the rest white.
the real world episode 1:

typical white guy: hey
typical naive white girl: hey
typical white guy: so what you wanna do after we go to the club and get drunk and act stupid?
typical naive white girl: like lets go to another club and drink and get f-cken stupid.
typical black guy: why we always gotta be going to a white club why don’t we just stay home and get drunk.

at the end of the show thats the only thing they done….

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