realcastic
noun: when a person attempts to be sarcastic, but the other person believes their words to be serious.
a: omg i weigh 115, i’m an effing elephant!
b: yes we might as well call you dumbo and give you wings.
a: what do you mean?
b: chillax! don’t be realcastic.
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