Realistico


a person who dosen’t understand sarcasm in any way. they are always being realistic in such a way that it is annoying.
-people are looking at moss-

person 1: i went to the jay-z concert!

person 2: yeah, and i’m jesus.

person 3: no you’re not! jesus lived so long ago! if you were jesus, you would be in heaven right now, and i know that you will never get there!

person 2: wow. you are such a realistico. i was beng sarcastic.

person 3: what’s sarcastic?

also see:

smart aleck realistic sarcasm

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