reality poisoning
an overdose of sobriety characterized by, but not limited to, symptoms of thumb-twiddling, toe-tapping, mysp-ce bulletin posting, and s-x with a camel; brought on by an extreme and dangerous case of interminable boredom; antonymic of alcohol poisoning, and in many instances, more serious. if not treated with medical attention immediately, risk of spontaneous combustion is increased, as the blood levels of lameness spike severely, causing organic malfunction. symptoms may only be cleared through a highly concentrated, injected dosage of fun.
the catholic church alone is responsible for 10% of reality poisoning related deaths in the united states fnord.
source: the lanan times.
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