reality retard


someone too stupid to tell what’s real and what’s not.
someone who believes everything is factual that they see on reality tv shows.
someone who believes what they see on history channel is fake and e! is real.
a person of low intelligence who lives in a fantasy world.
my reality r-t-rd sister can’t get enough of the reality shows.

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