reality whiplash
the experience of suddenly realizing that something is the opposite of what you thought it was.
“that’s adorable!” i thought, watching a baby bear squeak with frustration as it tried to pull the bark of a stick. then after a few minutes i realized the stick was a rabbit, and the squeaks were from it being eaten alive. the reality whiplash literally knocked the wind out of me.
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