really fucking massive shit
constipation…..ongoing….day after day after day.
visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
drug-store again.
eat sh-t.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke
then soil the shop…..severely.
shabba.
i just did a really f-cking m-ssive sh-t….ooooh dear.
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