realmobile


a realmobile is a four-wheeled (although, in some cases an eighteen-wheeled) vehicle that is operated and occupied by persons considered real. a realmobile is easily spotted, especially when driving past one on a highway or freeway, as every person in an observing vehicle will immediately come to their senses and be strongly attracted to the realmobile. aside from this influence that a realmobile has on observers, are the physical characteristics of a realmobile. generally, a realmobile is a low-set mercedes-benz, maserati, bentley, or any other high-value car. in many instances, abnormally large clouds of smoke may be expelled from a realmobile at any given time and usually occurs repeatedly, as if it were following the rhythm of a breath. another common characteristic, is the lack of child-safety windows. most often the windows will be completely rolled down, and p-ssengers tend to keep one of their hands hanging outside their respectable window. to distinguish an authentic realmobile from a fake realmobile, one may look for a very expensive wristw-tch on the hand of either a p-ssenger or the operator of the vehicle, as the authentic realmobiles are generally operated and occupied by people with high wealth.
this is how you can visualize a realmobile.

jim: “dang, i’m glad you just bought this nissan altima. it’s pretty comfortable!”

tom: “yeah dude, it’s the sh-t!”

jim: “… yeah. so, where did you take your chick last night?”

tom: “well, after she got back fro…”

-short silence occurs, and a black mercedes kompressor drives along side jim and tom, shaking the rear-view-mirror-ornament as it blares raw underground hiphop music-

jim: “…”

tom: “…”

-a couple minutes p-ss, as tom and jim enjoy a comfortable and peaceful silence driving through the city, taking in the sounds and smells of stores and restaraunts-

jim: “you should have got a mercedes”

tom: “douchebag”

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