Realtek
an it technician that is a “realtek” (real tech). but not good enough to be a “intel pro”.
this is a play on words. as realtek is a brand of network cards as it intel pro.
james updates the sql on the webserver, and takes down over 200 customer websites (during business hours).
james is a realtek.
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