rearside zipper
derogatory term for a h-m-s-xual person, the metaphor being of course about -n-l s-x, hence the position of the zipper (in the rear). can be used either to talk about the person itself (see first example) or to point out a characteristic of said person (see second example)
first example :
steve : dude, check out the rearside zipper at the bar ! gotta tell andy, he needs to get some -ss fast, the pillow part-tion is barely keeping him at bay these days…
dave : word, man, word.
second example :
kyle : oh bro, i just spotted a major queer man !
brian : where ? jesus ! the dude does have a major rearside zipper indeed !
kyle : you know it !
(h-m-phobic and highly unethical high-five)
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