Vlijm
a total f-ggot and stranger who will stand behind you and your best friends, thinking he’s one of your best friends. whereas in fact he is a r-t-rded dipsh-t with asperger’s that never talks and laughs whenever you make a joke that only you and your friends could get.
he is a lowlife sc-mbag, who’s only purpose in life is to p-ss off everyone he is in the area with.
wood_man: lol remember that one time when we ate cheese?
dymoncrush, qui qon, rmaa and xermos: yeah lmao!! -all laugh-
vlijm: -laughs-
dymoncrush: -whispers to everyone but vlijm- what the f-ck that vlijm guy wasn’t even there why is he laughing?
xermos: dunno bro, but seriously why the f-ck is he following us all the time?
rmaa: seriously he is starting to p-ss me off.
qui qon: my body is ready.
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