rebarrass
1. to be re-embarr-ssed, or “embarr-ssed again”. often brought on a memory of an embarr-ssing situation encountered years ago that n-body remembers but you. can be just as, if not more, embarr-ssing than the original offense.
2. a mental accounting of all the stupid sh-t you’ve said and done throughout your life.
3. a “delayed shame reaction”. that moment you realize something you said or did in the past was not embarr-ssing at the time, but personal growth and maturity make you realize what an -sshat you were then. the level of sudden-onset shame comes with interest; the longer the delay, the greater the intensity of embarr-ssment.
“so i’m laying in bed trying to fall asleep when i suddenly recall how i accidentally farted in that quiet movie theater ten years ago. next to my date. and everybody heard it. it was embarr-ssing then, and i’m rebarr-ssed now”
“man, i’m getting rebarr-ssed at getting p-ss drunk and puking on that cop’s shoes. then there was that time i p–ped my pants when i was five. oh, and when i was goofing off in cl-ss and made a complete fool of myself. then there was the time…”
brain: “remember that time you called your sweet, loving mother a b-tch when you were 13 and thought it was funny? yeah, i bet she remembers, too. get rebarr-ssed, you ungrateful son-of-a-b-tch.”
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