rebound pound
the engagement of a s-xual act while on the rebound of a relationship.
after breaking up with billy, jenny had a rebound pound with the bartender.
when an erect boy and h-rny girl happen to be on a trampoline. the erect boy lands sitting down and the girl happens to land on his p-n-s. the force from them bouncing smashes the p-n-s up the girl.
(the only safe way to have s-x with your best friends hot sister)
me: bezzie dave m8, me n ur sis last neet.
bezzie dave: omg you c-ck sucker, did you sh-gg her? -angry face-
me: calm down soin, me n her woz on ur trampoline, n i accidently reboundpounded her!
bezzie dave: oh, m8, no probz, fancy a spliff on a wonnie?
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