recarded
anyone who knows nothing about cars or car maintenance
“i can’t even pop my hood! i’m completely recarded!”
being of mental defect ,plain ignorance, or stupidity. originating in a popular pokemon stream, it was a misspelling of “r-t-rded” that became common.
with all these newf-gs, things just got f-cking recarded.
when a bar and/or restaurant asks to see your id, even when you are very obviously over the age of twenty one. for instance, if you see a man in his late sixties being asked to show his driver’s licence to buy a bud light.
server: “excuse me sir, may i see your id.”
customer: “i’m seventy-two…i can guarantee you i’m old enough to drink.”
server: “yes, i know, but it’s company policy.”
customer: “this is recarded.”
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