Recess Monkey


a recess monkey is a wh-r- like female specie which partic-p-tes in nasty hardcore s-x. typically these “recess monkey” creatures love to go to disney land to attract costumers. usually contain a wide collection of std’s such as herpes,aids,and many which can be transferred from activities by jungle plant during recess. often they partic-p-te in bukake events.
wyatt: what did he say?
f-cker: have you ever boned a recess monkey?
sam: what the f-ck is a recess monkey?
andrew: oh yea the b-tch wanted to go to disney land, cause shes a f-cking recess monkey.
mike: typical f-cking recess monkey
ben: b-tch is going to get some nasty bukake

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