Recession Girlfriend


not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. a girl to have on your side.
“my friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my recession girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment.”

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