the cr-ppy job you take when your profession has gone in the sh-tter.
i used to be a hedge fund manager but now i’m rocking my recession job at mcdonalds.
a word that can be used in place of any word you want, usually used in place of f-ck hewb. that girl is such a hewb..
- head pussy
the mouth. “man i’m so gald she let me bust in her head p-ssy last night, i’t felt so good.”
- cross dipping
an obscene offense in which an individual dips into one sauce and then directly into another before placing it in their mouth hole. is observed primarily at large gatherings with many dip, veggie and cracker platters. man 1: (cross dipping a chicken strip into ranch, then bbq.) “yum nothing like this combo!” man 2: “i […]
a variation of recognize made popular by a certain long-haired jersey cornerman. you don’t know us? we’re jay and silent bob, reckonize.
when receiving oral s-x taking the headrest off of a car seat and placing it between your legs for the comfort of the partner she said she was getting a cramp so i gave her a headrest. when receiving oral stimulation, said receiver falls asleep. berta gave me an amazing head rest last weekend. someone […]