recest
coined by slate.com writer christopher beam, a term to describe the, perhaps promiscuous, behavior of congressional staffers while their bosses are absent during congressional recess.
female staffer #1: mark is gorgeous, but we work together. it’s never going to work.
female staffer #2: oh, go for it, it’s recest!
to commit incest repeatedly, hence the prefix “re”.
incest is looked down upon by almost all natural cultures, this incest includes recest, yes it is gross that two family members would commit s-xual activity twice or more.
person 1 -did you hear what danny and his sister where caught doing?
person 2 – incest!
person 1 – no, recest, i watched the first time…
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