(reckless + responsible)
being reckless, but going about reckless ways in a responsible way.
“see, i’m not an idiot, i’m recksponsible, that crash was planned.”
- Wine Monday
the one official day of the week dedicated to drinking wine. after all, there is tequila tuesday, weed wednesday, thirsty thursday, f-cked up friday, and sh-t faced sat-rday and sunday. monday needs love too! we all know that monday is the one hated day of the week, so why not make it a fun day […]
originally a medical term, rectalgia is a pain in the r-ct-m, now being applied to people who are a pain in the -rs-. malcolm, with his clumsiness and stupidity causes acute and widespread rectalgia
almost like a prenuptial agreement, but involving alcohol. when someone comes to a party and the host makes them “sign and agreement” which states the host is not liable for any damages inflicted upon the party-goer or the hosts property while the party-goer is under the influence. “hey! nice party!” “thanks, dude. but after last […]
a woman with a nice -ss. j-lo is r-ct-mlicious.
similar to the wingman, wingbhaiya is a term for a man who supports his male friend (the pilot) when approaching women. he helps the pilot approach pairs and groups of women without the awkwardness of being alone. he will sometimes take the less attractive woman of a pair so that the pilot can get the […]