Recommerce
the act of conducting business online with the realisation that your old products have value and likely loss aversion. the product holder therefore increases their revenue to repurchase a new product whilst selling back their old ones.
during the recession smart consumers, ‘trade in’ to continue buying new.
recommerce 101:
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