Recreate the Myth
this is an uncommon slang term for masturbation. it is refering to the ancient egyptian creation myth in which the god amun m-st-rb-t-d in order to create the world, and its people. it was believed that if the egyptians did not carry out the ritual every day, utter chaos would ensue.
hear about andrew in cl-ss?
yeah, i heard he was caught recreating the myth in the bathroom. poor guy.
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