the best person in the world. they teach you right from wrong and don’t ever give up on you. they tell and show you how much they care. come to find out they will become one of the most important people in your life.
sgt turtles: just because i’m your recruiter doesn’t mean that i won’t care. you’re my soldier and i’m not going to let you fail. ever. i like turtles!
a french word meaning bullsh-t artist.
my recruiter signed me up as infantry and i wanted to be an engineer. i should have researched all the jobs in the military before i signed up.
the most hardcore soldiers in the us army. they work the longest hours and make the most money. they are the most honest people in the military and will provide your worthless sack of sh-t son or daughter with a paycheck and a career. sure you may gain weight, but while the rest of the army has thier happy -sses up at the crack of dawn, you are still asleep. when you do finally get up, you jump in your government car and ride to your air conditioned office.
my recruiter was the person i most admired. he was honest and provided me with a future.
f-ggit; one who seeks enjoyment (consisting primarily of long nights of chronic masturbation) by ruining the lives of 17 year olds; an extreme optomist, talking only of the brightest sides of the armed forces (i.e. college money that you won’t have time to use and traveling (which means traveling to other countries to work long hours that would normally be illegal in the u.s.); syn. f-g, f-ggit, tranny, booty juice drinker, deep throat representative.
“your dad’s a recruiter? ha, ha! f-ggit!”

Read Also:

  • cumkling

    when you save any and all c-m and distribute as a facial moisturizing cream for christmas all my relatives get my c-mkling

  • beef lower

    the swapped fist letters of leafblower. confused between two people. person one: dude you smell like a beef lower person two: like what? person one: a chainsaw

  • yjbmn

    you’re just being mean now the first was bad yjbmn with this one.

  • graham surprise

    when you p-ss a task to someone and there is little or no communication to say whether it is done, in progress, complete or any acknowledgement that the task has even been received. the unknown status of this task is know as a ‘graham surprise’ when you finally get a an update. it had been […]

  • fayzal

    a nice guy who no one really knows about but gets all the girls, insulting him or something he likes would make him go crazy person 1 : that fayzal don’t talk to people person 2: yes because he is busy getting girls

Disclaimer: recruiter definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.