rectal blockage


n. a rectal blockage is a large m-ss of dry, hard stool that can develop in the r-ct-m due to chronic constipation. this m-ss may be so hard that it cannot come out of the body. watery stool from higher in the bowel may move around the m-ss and leak out, causing soiling or diarrhea.
i had a rectal blockage for a week and finally had to seek professional help to have it removed. no more cheese for me!

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