rectal butter


the unknown and rather disturbing substance that acc-mulates under your nails following scratching an itchy -ss; a less dense form of -ss cheese.

also, a reference to something nasty;
“dude! quit digging in your -ss! now you have rectal b-tter under your nails!”

“that chick needs to take a d-mn shower! she smells like rectal b-tter!”

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