rectal cranial inversion
having ones head up their -ss
that -sshole had a serious case of rectal cranial inversion.
a serious medical condition, wherein your cranium, or brain, has changed places with your r-ct-m, or -sshole. it can lead to jail time, unwanted pregnancy, divorce, loss of job and/or income, and public embarr-ssment.
joey: oh man, i can’t believe i broke up with chloe; she’s the best thing that ever happened to me. how could i be so stupid?
zoey: you may have been suffering from rectal-cranial inversion. you may still be. consult your psychologist or your proctologist as soon as possible.
joey: thanks, you’re a real pal. i guess i need a tractor.
zoey: for what?
joey: to pull my head out of my -ss!!
zoey: true dat.
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