when one of the female co-workers freaks out over being “underpaid” for the umpteenth time. they are lucky to have any job at all after calling in sick so much.
“look out for sharon. she had a rectal eclipse in the production meeting.”
splurtch (splerch) noun. the splattering sound made by falling face down in a mud bog. i slammed my hand down in a pan full of devil’s food cake batter and splurtched brown goo all over diane’s white angora sweater.
shoes in jakarta language. i like my spokat.
- Rectum Hopping
a compet-tion where you see how much chocolate you can pack into as many different dudes in a given time limit. i went r-ct-m hopping yesterday and packed 2 cubic yards of fudge, now i have aids.
an italian phrase, spoo-gile (spoo-g-lay) is used to describe the phenomenon that occurs when a man c-ms in the shower andthe water turns his spoo into an ultra-sticky white film that is nearly impossible to wash off. after chuck shot his load on donovans back in the shower, dovovan tried to wash it away but […]
- spook spotting
when someone is tweeked out and seeing hallucinations. robyn was spook spotting last night, sayin’ there were helicopters outside her window when there wasn’t anything there!!!