rectal fetch


is a sophisticated way of saying “pulling something out of your -rs-”
“dad… why did they build the great wall of china?”
“it was built in the time of emporer nasi goreng to keep the rabbits out”
“dad… did you just go the rectal fetch?”
get a mug for your friend james.

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