rectal gates


a usually intangible thing to keep -ssholes away from you. . .

often just a cold att-tude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of -ssholes
john: what’s up with deb? she was so blunt to me yesterday when i saw her at the mall.
deb’s brother: it’s not personal, bro, she’s just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she’s just getting over a bad breakup
john: yeah, i guess she’s feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
brother: i’ll let her know you’re cool so hopefully next time she’ll relax with you

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