rectal head capture


a condition where the subject has inserted his head up his -sshole and it is now held captive in the r-ct-m

rectal cranial inversion
with respect to a newbie on ebay and his unrealistic expectations of shipping time via the usps he would be characterized as suffering from rectal head capture

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