rectal hyperventilation
a condition where the r-ct-m has a quite rational fear of being penetrated by a large member (again) and therefore has a reaction akin to a “panic attack”-causing the owner of said r-ct-m to faint and therefore become incapable of partic-p-ting in said s-xual act-to the great relief of the r-ct-m.
“hey baby-hows about some kinky b-tt s-x”
“sure hun-lets go”
-n-s….”fuuuuuuckkkk….noooooo…..im still sore and slightly stretched from the last time..noooo..this causes physiological symptoms of “rectal hyperventilation” similiar to a panic attack where the “flight or flight”mechanism is hampered by the b-tts inability to send nerve messages to the legs to get the f-ck away-instead it causes “baby” to collapse in a faint in a public place making -n-l s-x impossible or at least illegal!
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