Rectal Reptile


a huge t-rd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.
guess i’m eating enough fiber, ’cause i almost clogged the d-mn toilet with that rectal reptile!

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