Rectal Rogaine


the act in which a woman stricken with uncontrollable diarrhea partic-p-tes in 69 with a bald man. during this act the woman unleashes a torrent on to the mans head, leaving him with the illusion of a full luxurious head of hair. comes in various shades of blonde and brunette.
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