rectal rummager


one who explores another person’s -n-s, with fingers, p-n-s, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scr-t-m soldier.
“stfu you rectal rummager! i heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!”

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